Если бы юристы писали код

Если бы юристы писали код:

setTimeout (function () {
  if (typeof (
    reasonableGroundsToAssume (a sufficiently equal to b)
  ) !== undefined) {
    foreach (
      vowelsForThePurposesOfThisLoop
      including but not limited to ['a', 'e', 'i', 'u']
      as char
    ) {
      actInGoodFaith (a, b);
      if (
        conditionsApplicable (char)
        || conditionsMayBeApplicable (char)
      ) break;
    }
  }
}, without undue delay);