South Park Screenplay — 2

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MR. GARRISON
Well, anyway... Today children, our friend Mr. Hat is going to tell us all about the environment.

MR. GARRISON (AS MR. HAT)
That’s right, Mr. Garrison. The environment is what surrounds us. It is what we live and breathe.

CARTMAN
I hate the environment.

KYLE
Dude, how can you hate the environment?

CARTMAN
’Cuz, dude, it’s all sticky and airy and fragile and stuff. I fucking hate it.

The kids all GASP!

MR. GARRISON
Eric! Did you just say the «F» word?

CARTMAN
Fragile?

KYLE
No, he’s talking about fuck, dude. You can’t say fuck in front of Mr. Garrison.

MR. GARRISON
Kyle!

CARTMAN
Why the fuck not?

MR. GARRISON
Eric!

STAN
Dude, you just said fuck again.

MR. GARRISON
Stanly!