South Park Screenplay — 2
Well, anyway... Today children, our friend Mr. Hat is going to tell us all about the environment.
MR. GARRISON (AS MR. HAT)
That’s right, Mr. Garrison. The environment is what surrounds us. It is what we live and breathe.
I hate the environment.
Dude, how can you hate the environment?
’Cuz, dude, it’s all sticky and airy and fragile and stuff. I fucking hate it.
The kids all GASP!
Eric! Did you just say the «F» word?
No, he’s talking about fuck, dude. You can’t say fuck in front of Mr. Garrison.
Why the fuck not?
Dude, you just said fuck again.